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| Friday, May 18th, 2012 | | 8:52 am |
Why in HELL is there a SHEEP JUMPING ON MY BED?
Oh my god. It shit in my shoes.
SOMEONE HAD BETTER START EXPLAINING--NOW! | | Sunday, May 13th, 2012 | | 11:50 pm |
Dear HOT sisters,
It's lovely just really, really fucking lovely to see that I am not getting the peace and quiet I hoped for going to be alone in the house over the summer. Unfortunately, I'm forced to remind some of you ladies that the rules of the house do not somehow vanish just because classes have ended for the summer.
1. Quiet hours are still in effect. After 10 p.m. on weeknights and 12 midnight on weekends, there is to be absolutely no loud music, raucous gossip sessions, or drunken shrieking and giggling that can be heard through walls. Some of us have internships that require us to be awake at a reasonable hour, which I know makes me a buzzkill, but we sisters have to be considerate of each other or I will do my best to have your constantly screaming self evicted from the premises--too harsh
2. No overnight guests of the male persuasion especially if they reek of stale beer and weed. Yes, I know it's antiquated and we're all adults, but that is a Panhellenic policy, and HOT could lose its charter if that rule is broken.
3. I really wish I didn't have to bring this one up, but please clean up after yourselves. It's starting to look and smell like the freshman men's dormitory in here, and that's not a good thing. If you dirty a dish, please wash it, and if you are engaging in any personal grooming in the common washroom, do not leave any sort of DNA evidence behind.
Now onto more positive things! Since some of us are going to be around campus for the summer, I thought it would be a great time to do some campaigning for president instead of just bitching at messy and loud people with horribly disgusting boyfriends do a little bit of sisterly bonding. As an intern for the editorial department at Witch Weekly, I get a few perks here and there. This weekend, there is an album release party for the talentedish and wildly famous Devan Marius -- yes, THE chart-topping artist term applied loosely behind the hit single "Truly Charmed." I happen to have a few passes that could get us in the door for free. It's at this swanky new club in London called Iris. Anyone up to maybe meet a rock star? | | Thursday, March 29th, 2012 | | 9:15 pm |
How disappointing. The human population is being outsmarted by a bunch of shambling monsters.
In other news, I shot five of them today. Including two of my own sorority sisters--my roommate included. In fact, I've been shooting her every fifteen minutes. I'm entirely too amused.
Who knew this zombie thing could be so much fun? | | Tuesday, March 6th, 2012 | | 11:43 pm |
I get that this protesting thing is for a good cause, but it's just really not my style. So... I'm there with you in spirit. Or something.
In reality, though, I'm going to avoid anything remotely tent-like. This damp air doesn't really do anything for my hair, and I have an important interview tomorrow. I've made it to the final round of interviews for a summer internship in the editorial department at Witch Weekly. Tonight, my most pressing decision is whether to pair my outfit with my black patent peep toes or my sparkly snakeskin pumps. Choices, choices. | | Monday, February 13th, 2012 | | 8:18 pm |
DISCLAIMER: If you are "In looooove" or find Valentine's Day even mildly important, you probably shouldn't read the rest of this, because I really don't want to see your comments about how I'm the V-Day equivalent of a Scrooge. Be forewarned.
The next person who "awwws" or looks at me with pity when they find out that I have no romantic plans for tomorrow is going to going to get hexed. I'm not joking. I cannot be held responsible for my response if I hear the words "blind date" or "set up" or "but he's SUCH a sweet guy" in ANY combination over the next 30 or so hours. Dating on Valentine's Day, unless you are in a long-term and/or committed relationship of some sort, is BAD NEWS. This stupid holiday makes everyone feel like THIS DATE on THIS NIGHT is somehow SO IMPORTANT, even if the person they're on a date with is a complete loser. No thanks, I'll pass.
And no, this does NOT mean I will be "sober sister" and wait at home for the rest of you to come home drunk and giddy and/or drunk and weepy in the aftermath of your dates. That's what our sisters who missed our last philanthropy will be doing--yeah, hope you girls didn't have any plans. Maybe next time you'll show up to the nursing home, yeah? | | Monday, February 6th, 2012 | | 9:49 pm |
ATTENTION:
Sometime between 9:00 this morning and 4:00 this afternoon, all of the couch cushions from the HΘΤ living room as well as the coordinating throw pillows vanished. I assume this has something to do with the "fort revolution" occurring around campus. My sisters and I would really appreciate it if the responsible party or anyone who happens to SEE our house property would return it, preferably after blasting all of the cushions and pillows with a cleaning charm or twelve.
Oh, and for the record, since there seems to be such controversy on the topic, I don't have a problem with a bunch of overgrown toddlers students having fun and building a fort or whatever it is you're calling it. I just have a problem with stolen property, especially when it leaves me without a place to sit in my own house. | | Monday, January 30th, 2012 | | 4:13 pm |
Apparently libraries are no longer for studying. Who knew? The house was a little bit noisy today because, well, noise is pretty much inevitable in a house where upward of a dozen 18-24 year old girls live together, so I thought I'd seek a little bit of peace and quiet to review for my media history exam.
There was live music in the library. Not just a quiet acoustic show on the floor designated for group study, either. No. Someone was playing an electric guitar in the reference section, and the sound traveled to every corner of the entire building. I wanted to ask the librarian what the hell was going on, but instead, I was polite. I asked her if there was any way the band could at least turn the volume down a bit so that people could have a chance at focusing. She said she was sorry, but the first-year Intro to Rock Music course had apparently "booked" the library for a jam session.
Am I missing something? Isn't there an, I don't know, student center? Or a cafe? Or an off-campus location that might be a little more appropriate for an impromptu concert? Who knows, maybe the acoustics in the library are just that awesome.
I guess I'll study over a cup of coffee in town, instead. But hey, if you want to hear some live music, the library is evidently the newest venue in Foxplain! | | Saturday, January 7th, 2012 | | 9:17 pm |
When I left for the holidays, my side of the room was spotless, and my roommate (who shall remain nameless, but who KNOWS WHO SHE IS), as usual, had her side of the room looking as if a slobbish boy lived there. When I got back, her filthy mess had spread to MY side as well, and she had her dirty laundry on my bed. This is unacceptable.
So, dearest roommate, if you're wondering why all of your dirty laundry is in the lawn, it's because I was simply reclaiming my space, and since you clearly don't care about your things, I didn't think you'd mind if they spent a little time in the garden.
To those of you reading, I would not have been quite so hasty to toss her things out the window had this been a first (or even a second or third) offense. No. We have discussed the issue of cleanliness at length several times throughout the year, and while I adore her as a sister, just like I love all of my sorority sisters, I simply cannot live like this for another four months. I'm not asking her to become a neat freak, though that would be nice. No, I'd just like for her to confine her mess to her side of the room. That's not too much to ask, is it? | | Friday, January 6th, 2012 | | 11:18 am |
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